Okay, so today I went online to look for reviews of the new game Drankengard 2. All of the reviews I found basically just took the occaision to trash the first Drakengard and to say that the second one sucked like the first one. Considering that Drakengard is one of my favorite games I figured I’d do a post here so that there was at least one positive review floating around on the Web. So here’s my official review of Drakengard.
In Defense of Drakengard
I am an adult and I play video games. No, I’m not in a gamers anonymous meeting. I am writing a review of one of my favorite games, Drakengard. So why did I start with that sentence? Because lately I have been feeling like the gaming industry can’t remember the two most important words of that sentence: game and adult.
In my browsing the internet I have come across many reviews trashing Drakengard. The two primary reasons for this bad review are: repetitive gameplay and unoriginal gameplay. My response to this is that these reviewers are missing the point. Drakengard was never meant to be Final Fantasy. It’s a hack-and slash. Plain and simple. Comparing it to the likes of Square’s other games simply isn’t fair. A more apt comparison would be to Baldur’s Gate or Champions of Norrath, two highly acclaimed hack-and-slash games. When comparing it to those games, Drakengard wins hands down. Why? Because it’s an adult game.
Now don’t get me wrong, I enjoy Norrath as much as the next guy (though 2 was terrible). However, my biggest complaint with Norrath and Baldur’s Gate has always been their (cough) (cough) plots, which are comprised of a few jiggling breasts and burly men, with a talking lizard thrown in for good measure. Drakengard has a plot. A sick, twisted and weird ADULT plot at that. If you can find one other game where you battle 50 foot flying babies and where one of your main characters is a crazy elf who eats children, then I will give you a cookie, maybe two.
Why would I want to play a game with a digusting plot like that? Because I’m an adult. I am bored to death with the run of the mill cutesy game with a teen rating. Sure you can find some teen games with an actual plot that aren’t necessarily cutesy (FFX). But can you find one without some cute furry creature or angsty teenager? Or how about finding a good M-rated hack-and-slash. Silent Hill or Resident Evil you say? Sure, they’re both good games, but they’re really not in the same genre. What if you want to hack at an invading army of zombie soldiers with a 7-foot sword instead of a 2×4? Or how about a warhammer, pickaxe or scythe instead of a pistol? Silent Hill or Resident Evil won’t give you that.
So again, it comes down to a comparison between games like Norrath and Drakengard. So why is Drakengard better than Norrath? Let me list the ways…
1. It’s not about pretty elves. Sure there’s an elf in it, but she eats children and is absolutely insane. Oh wait, all of the main characters are insane. Caim just wants to kill the entire empire army; Leonard just wants to die; Arioch, well I covered her all ready; Verdelet, well he’s just annoying; and Seere, he’s got a big sister is a demonic child who wants to destroy the world and dances around sining “la la la la la the watchers” in a voice that alternates between that of Momo (Xenosaga) and that of an evil radio announcer. I like Lord of the Rings as much as the next guy, but come on, it’s not all there is to fantasy.
2. The play control rocks. As much as I like Norrath, in terms of sheer playability, Drakengard beats it hand’s down. Caim is super responsive and the battle system is phenomenal. And yes, some of that is due to the fact that there aren’t 5,000 spells to cast (just 500 weapons), but it’s a hack-and-slash and you can fight people with a butcher’s knife or a hammer that’s as big as Caim. Another of my biggest complaints about Norrath is the view. The over the head view is annoying. When I’m hacking and slashing I want to be up close and personal. At least Norrath improved on this in the first-person mode, but if you introduce two players, you are back to the teeny tiny characters. And forget 4-player, it’s almost unplayable.
3. Dragons. The strafe mode in Drakengard is one of the most fun gaming experiences out there. Having trouble killing that entire army of undead soldiers? Jump on your dragon and toast them all. Sure they’ve had games where you fly on a dragon (Panzer Dragoon) and games where you fight armies (Dynasty Warriors), but combining the two is just awesome.
4. Replayability. Okay so Norrath is really good in the replayability scale, but I like Drakengard’s system better. With Drakengard, you can go back to any level you have beat, at any time. There’s no need to start the game over. Do you want to change the outcome of the plot? Go back to an earlier and do something differently and you will get a divergent plot with new levels. The only other game that I’ve seen with a setup like this is Katamari Damacy (also an awesome game, but definitely very cutesy). You see, the problem with the easy, normal, extreme settings games is that you always have to start over at the beginning and do every level. How many Norrath players absolutely detest that damn burning elf village level at the beginning? Uh huh, and how many times have you had to play it? Exactly.
So when I want to take a break from my role playing games, kick back and beat up an undead army with a dragon (without all the blood and guts being censored), I will thow in Drakengard. When I want some cooperative cheesball elf fighting I will throw in Norrath. And I’m just going to go to EB and pick up a copy of Drakengard 2 and cross my fingers that the makers of Drakengard 2 didn’t listen to all the nay-sayers too much or I’m in for some Xenosaga 2-caliber dissapointment when I get it.